There’s an old saying that goes, “if you want to make God laugh, just tell Him your plans”. Old sayings almost always hang around because there is at least a glimmer of truth in them, and sometimes a lot more than a glimmer.
As I was rushing around to get out before Mass this morning I realized my shirt was rather wrinkled. “No problem”, I said to myself, “I’ll keep my jacket on and nobody will notice, and I don’t have time to iron it.” I should have heard the chuckling.
We went through our normal Morning Prayer – a new addition just this week (thank you, Father!) – and my plan was going swimmingly. Then as I sat there collecting myself before Mass Father walked up the aisle looking right at me. You know that look – the one where their eyes don’t move from you and you feel like you couldn’t possibly hide if you wanted to. He walked right up to me and asked if I would do the readings for Mass – this is a first in this parish for me. What was I supposed to say, “Nah, Father, my shirt’s a little wrinkled and my ego won’t allow me to be seen looking like that”? I did my best to not look completely like a deer in the headlights, but I can virtually guarantee I failed miserably.
At this point the laughter in heaven must have been rattling the pictures. Suffice it to say that as I proclaimed God’s Word I realized that if anyone was noticing my wrinkly shirt they were missing the point of the matter. While it wasn’t my intention, I’m glad I had the opportunity to give God a chuckle, and two lessons were learned. First, everyone has to let God take center stage at Mass, not just the priest. And second, I need to give myself another five minutes in the morning from now on…
LOL. I almost did something similar this morning. I was feeling a bit lethargic and decided to sleep in. I figured, I could just comb my hair and I would be cool until after lunch, at which time I could shower and shave. (To be fair, I showed last night after my workout)
I was all content until an hour before Lauds (I am usually up for an hour by this time) when I realized I was serving on the altar today! I shot bolt upright, jumped out of bed and into the shower before I could even see clearly!